Kenny Powers is the essence of style, from his mullet to his sleeveless t-shirts, Kenny is quite familiar with the hefty task of being stylish in everyday life.
Kenny Powers: Oh, what do I know? I know that one of us had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their sh*t from Fashion Bug. That’s what I know.
Kenny Powers: I’m wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.
Kenny Powers: Now I know you’re not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking
Kenny Powers: Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat. And getting laid.
Kenny Powers: What’s crackin’, ya’ll? Base tan is lookin’ nice. I’m hopin’ to get there myself this season
Stevie Janowski: Well, this is retro baby chic. I modeled this after a spread I saw in the latest Southern Living. Do you like it?
Kenny Powers: Let me think about that for a second. No! I f*cking hate it! Tear it down, start over. Restart!
Stevie Janowski: I’m gonna wash the glue off of my head, rip off my f*ckin’ eyebrows, and we’re gonna go get your f*ckin’ son.
Kenny Powers: I would really love the opportunity to change into more street fighting appropriate clothes.
Kenny Powers: You know what I think you need? I think I should call a f*ckin’ sitter, and then you and I go out for a bomb-ass evening, in Myrtle f*cking Beach. Proper. f*ckin’ awesome style. I think it would do you and I both some good to get out and have some fun without the baby pulling us down for once.
Kenny Powers: Dudes got d*ck for style. He’s got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching a f*cking pitching machine.
Kenny Powers: I mean, no offense, but you got a sh*tty job, you’re not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you.
Basically all the sh*t that most guys fantasize about.
You have me on the other hand. I got the glory, I got the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali. Getting drunk on the reg, f*cking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg…