Charlie Sheen drinks Tiger’s Blood while waving around a machete
Just when we thought things on planet Sheen couldn't get any worse, Charlie-claims-that-he's-clean Sheen, pulled a machete out and starting waving it around on a roof top while drinking out of a bottle marked Tiger's Blood,(a snow cone with a mix of cherry, strawberry, and watermelon syrups with “a hint of coconut.” How rock and roll!) alongside one of his live in 'Goddesses' after officially being sacked from his £58 million contract.
He climbed onto the roof of Live Nation's HQ in LA with girlfriend Natalie Kennedy where he was allegedly having a 'top secret meeting' and proceeded to rant about his recent sacking to the shocked crowd and paparazzi below. Sheen had a two year contract on his show Two And A Half Men, earning £1.2 million per show. However he has been accused of failed concentration on set, firing his 'sobriety coach', smashing up hotel rooms and cocaine binges, and insults made to the shows creator Chuck Lorre.
Makers of the show Warner Brothers sent a damning 11 page letter to his lawyer Marty Singer which accused Sheen of breaking his contract due to his drug abuse and failure to seek proper help, citing; "Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill.'' Always one with the words, Charlie has said he will sue and; ''Take their bazillions''. Yesterday his Twitter fans reached two million, probably as everyone is glued to what bit of genius rubbish will come out of his mouth next, and they didn't have to wait long, he updated his profile pretty soon to ''Unemployed Winner''. Priceless.